if any of you wanted to to know what denzel is up to right now!!
—love simon twopots, temporary denzel blogger
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Hey microblogging website, what’s shakin? We hear you’re still having arguments over whether trans people exist and complaining about anyone who has fun. All is well.
We’ve mostly been REALLY BORED since we quit tumblr!!! We’re trying to develop a hobby to replace it, but when we say “develop a hobby” we probably mean we’re going to beat all our old video games again and get back into writing nightmareporn with our girlfriend. We still get emails whenever someone sends this account an ask, so we can get Simon to answer them if it’s something urgent.
The question we get the most is “oh no what happened is he doing okay”. Here is HOW OKAY WE ARE DOING:
Our grandma sent us $200 [in gift cards, unfortunately, so short of selling them on Craigslist there’s no way to put the money in our savings] and put our new name on the envelopes!!!!!!! She apparently doesn’t hate us like we thought she did. She’s always telling us to be more mature so we immediately went out and bought ten pounds of sweets. This is about five pounds of M&Ms, four of Reese’s Pieces and a sixteen-ounce chocolate rum cake. [“Disgusting.” -Mom] That was $50. The internet is a really magical place.We really miss a lot of you!!!!!!! Especially Rabbi T. Hugshog and Daphid and Ney and Charley and Jenna and Karkles and Kenneth and Fef and a bunch of other people that we aren’t mentioning either because we forgot or you have us added somewhere or you’re so cool that we’re afraid we’re going to embarrass you by putting your name on our blog. Again, you can always contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org. We’re really bad at actually answering our e-mail and if you’re asking for advice you’re probably in the wrong place but feel free to say hi anyway!
Anyway, this is the last “status update” we hope to make, so you can feel free to unfollow this blog unless you have a question, in which case get in there and ask it. Simon has the reins so beware of adventurequest posting.
p.s. COME PLAY NEOPETS WITH US, our username is stripe.
Anonymous asked: Is there any not-Wolfgangs out there who knows what happened to him? While I don't know him personally, I'm getting a bit worried.
yeah he’s fine but he had nightmares about being mind controlled by a giant white daddy long legs spider but with its legs in the shape of a human figure, and it was mind controlled by a smaller red one, and i used to call them lightbulb spiders because the way they were shaped really bugged him?